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The fuckery of Post-Op Hysterectomy.
Okay, but listen. When I tell this story – know going into this story that this is not a horror story, or like traumatic story. In true Sammie fashion…ridiculous shit happens. It’s a bit of a read, but buckle up only shit like this would happen to me. First up : Why I had a…
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Blink and a Year goes By.
It’s been over a year since I wrote a freaking blog post last. I swear my life is so chaotic that I blink and a year passes. Lets run through some quick life updates. Other than that, same shit different day you know? Okay, that was a lie, it’s been a C H A O…
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Toddler’s Thoughts.
Do you ever wonder what goes through a toddler’s head as they see their sibling peeing and they reach their hand out and just….grab at the stream of pee? I can’t grasp this thought process…but I’m going to need Piper to walk me through it because home girl as me all kinds of sideways on…
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The Kids go to Disney.
Buckle up. This is going to be a long read…seriously…it’s long…because we go to Disney in this post! This is a LONG overdue story. Muh bad friends, I’ve been busy. There is no magic…like DISNEY MAGIC. Nothing. I get so dang excited planning my trips to Disney. Between the resorts, to planning park days, to…
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YIKES.
Welp. That escalated quickly. I blinked and it was after the New Year….my last blog was at the end of October…I told you, I’m not great at this whole “blogging” thing. My ass missed two whole months of sharing the shit show that is my life. Ha. Here’s a quick update WITHOUT going into story…
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Oh okay Monday.
Monday came in with some A T T I T U D E. Usually Monday’s are a good productive day for me. I am a MONDAY kind of gal. MONDAY’S are my SLAY my to do list day. Tuesdays are THE WORST. Fuck Tuesdays. My Tuesdays are like most people’s Monday’s….garbage. The only good thing…
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Meltdown Marty is in the house.
Holy meltdowns batman. Sometimes I wish I had warning Meltdown Marty was gonna be in the house, I’d get like an extra shot at the coffee shop or something. Today, we cried because we had to put pants on. Shirt, fine, sweatshirt, fine…pants…ABSOLUTELY NOT. Bless it Piper. It’s 30 freaking degrees outside and she’s wanting…
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What a wild ride…
No one told me I should’ve been working on my poker face since I knew what one was. That is a skill I absolutely DO NOT have. No one told me I was going to need such a skill for when my children get in trouble and say something that catches me so off guard…
Mama, Chaos, Cuss words & Coffee 